In our current world of ever-growing technological world, it’s imperative for more women to be involved in science, technology, engineering, and mathematics. That’s why I’m thankful that I chose to experiment with my sexuality, which has made me one of the most powerful women in STEM today.
Sure, I may not have a college degree in mathematics, science, or engineering, nor have I had anything published in a journal or taken a science class past high school, but I have conducted countless sexual experiments with a variety of partners to get empirical data on what I really enjoy in the bedroom, which is probably the most pressing matter in the scientific world right now.
After all, I am a sexual scientist, and I believe that I should be regarded as such.
What people don’t seem to understand about my domain of science is that there’s always more work to be done. Just because the way I research is by getting sucked and fucked by virtually all walks of life, that doesn’t mean that it’s any less important or useful than other kinds of science out there.
I might not be a climate scientist or a quantum engineer, but at least I know I like my pussy ate!
Even though I don’t know how to code, or know what API means, I do have vast amounts of knowledge about several different positions, where the prostate is, and where the clit is, and I don’t know if any of the men in STEM can say the same.
In a time when women in STEM are needed more than ever, I believe that I’m a great addition to the movement, mostly because I know how to fuck really good.
Lots of people in the STEM community have told me that what I do isn’t science because I “don’t have control groups,” or “select subjects solely based on my desire,” and “don’t even write any of my ‘experiments’ down,” but I think it’s counterproductive for the collective pursuit of knowledge to put limits on who can be a scientist and who can’t. As long as I’m gathering information, I’m single-handedly advancing the human race, even if it’s just for me personally knowing I’m a bratty switch with occasional mommy tendencies. This is the work!
Like every woman in STEM, I’ve been faced with countless obstacles, like awkward threesomes, and I know I’ll face more in the future, like climbing onto a sex swing, but I won’t let that stop me from taking up space in the male-dominated field of STEM, unless I’m getting tied up or something!
