You want your face to look clear, fresh, and youthful, but it’s only a matter of time before age has its way with you. Bummed out? Don’t be! There are plenty of trendy facial fillers that are safe and effective, and that you just found out a lot of people your age are already getting. Wait, what?
This procedure has been around for thirty years but has gotten a boost in recent years as medical technology has improved, making it possible for you to remove fat from your thighs, butt, and tummy and inject it into your cheeks. This procedure, which costs between $5,000 and $10,000, is perfect for women hoping to kill two birds with one stone. It also is apparently perfect for people in their twenties, you’ve just discovered. Is this something you should be considering?! What the hell??
Vampire Face Lift
You might have heard of the Vampire Face Lift from Kim Kardashian, who got this procedure done a few years ago. The procedure involves a doctor drawing blood from your face, then separating out the plasma which is then mixed with a filler and injected back into the skin. Costing an average of $2,000 per injection, this procedure isn’t just for older women whose collagen has thinned, it’s also for people who already seem to look younger than you. This is honestly pretty stressful.
Got bags under your eyes? Ditch the eye creams and opt instead for tear-trough augmentation, an injectable filler that gives more volume to your under-eye area, reducing shadows and wrinkles. You can really see yourself getting this procedure done in twenty years, but you just heard that your college friend Kayla did it and she’s like, 27! That’s fucked up. But it looks good? This is a nightmare.
These trendy facial filler procedures will give your face a more youthful appearance, apparently even for people who already look young and are young. You don’t need to do that, though. Right?