Times Square Woody Arrested for Groping Girls, Actually Woody Allen

The man who was arrested in Times Square Friday, while dressed as Woody from Toy Story has now been revealed to be none other than writer-actor-director Woody Allen. The previously unidentified man was spotted by cops grabbing the buttocks of women who posed for pictures with him.

“I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him,” said the cop on duty. “He seemed familiar when he took off the mask, but I thought it was just the costume. I feel bad for arresting him now – I’m a huge fan of his films.”
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