2014 was a great year for personal style, but it was an even better year for Barbara!!! Barbara truly nailed it, turning up to various functions in one rad look after another. Whoa! Let’s count ‘em down.
10. Sweater Set. Daaang, Barb! You thought sweater sets were for prudes, but turns out they’re for Barbs! Kapow! Barbara is kill. ing. it.
9. Bootcut Jeans. They say bootcut jeans are universally flattering, but we say they’re Barbara-flattering. That’s right, we’re goin’ there. Could Barbara be any sicker?
8. Tank Top. Yeaaah, gurl, show a little skin! Barbara may be “middle-aged” but that’s never stopped her from gettin’ paid. So fresh. So fun. Go Barb!
7. That Sweatshirt. You know the one. Babs was a fucking knockout in this heathered gray number. Not that she isn’t always!!! Marry me, B!
6. Shoes. We all know no one rocks a pair of shoes quite like Barbara. She is servin’ it daily! Barbie’s eyes are beautiful.
5. Headband. B-B-Barbaraaaa, what’s that on your head? Oh! A dank-ass bow? Here’s a holiday recipe your family will love: Barbara + headband = PERFECTION.
4. A Lot of Rings. Ring-a-ling-a-ling! What’s that? It’s the President calling for Barbara, because she is a national treasure. Those rings look fierce as hellll girl!!!!
3. LBD. Little Black Dress? More like Little Black Daaaaaamn! Boom! Barb is one bomb-ass biotch who truly can do no wrong.
2. Long Hippy Skirt. You know what they say: Peace, Love, and Barbara. Barbara looked like a dope flower child in this tiered masterpiece. You know what else is a masterpiece? Barb.
1. Spirit. Our number one favorite Barbara style of the year? Barbara’s kind and compassionate soul. She wears her spirit like one of God’s own cheerleaders. Never change, B.
Whew! That’s a lot of Barbara! But not enough. Let’s make 2015 the Year of the Barb. Who’s with us! Whooooo!!!! Go Barbara. Barbara, I’m so sorry about what I said to Marcy. I had too much to drink that night.
