These Cute Dog Photos Will Make You Lose It For Just Long Enough That I Can Swoop In And Steal Your Man

A cute dog who is ALSO a professional sailor? That is so adorable, and maybe qualifies as animal abuse? I’m not sure, but you should definitely call PETA and check. I know their lines are super busy, but stay patient! Your call will make a difference, and give me enough time to slide into your man’s DMs, initiating a flirty conversation that will make him question whether staying in a relationship with you is worth it, or if he should cut his losses and run!