The Best White Noise Machines to Hide the Sound of Your Vibrator
Sound Soother White Noise Machine (Sharper Image, $69.99)
If your sex-toy collection is varied and vast and your roommates are always home for some fucking reason, the Sound Soother machine has white noise as well as 19 soundscapes, an AM/FM alarm clock, and an auxiliary line-in jack, making it one of the most versatile vibrator-decoys available. Stay up all night! Who cares!
