The Best White Noise Machines to Hide the Sound of Your Vibrator
Adaptive Sound Technologies Sleep Therapy Machine (Target, $99.99)
If you like indulging in more than just battery-powered jerk-off sessions, treat yourself to this top-of-the-line machine! With an “adaptive sound” feature that “listens” to the sound in the room, it increases in volume to match the ever intensifying groaning and grunting you’re making as your favorite toy grinds you towards ecstatic bliss.
