The Best White Noise Machines to Hide the Sound of Your Vibrator

If you feel pathetic about having to conceal the sounds of your self-pleasure because you’re a grown woman who deserves to fuck herself whenever she wants, cheer yourself up with the delightful color-changing Conair Dream Tones Night-Light: it projects a starry sky onto your ceiling! With a feature like that, no one will ever believe it’s merely a prop in your extensive sexual plot!