The Best White Noise Machines to Hide the Sound of Your Vibrator
HoMedics SoundSpa Portable Sound Machine (Walmart, $18.97)
If you’re on a budget and don’t want your neighbors to know you’re watching porn while jabbing a pulsating, dong-shaped hunk of silicon into your cooch, nab this noise machine for under $20! With settings like Ocean, Summer Night, and Rain Forest, you can customize the sound-scape that best camouflages your unique masturbatory sounds.
