Tonight’s the night when your new love interest will hear your carnal cry for the first time. You don’t want to sound like you have marbles in your mouth when you let out your signature deafening shriek upon orgasm—better warm up those vocal chords so he knows how much you are enjoying your romp session! You’re about to climax like a panther in heat and it’s important that you’re able to project that yell for the whole neighborhood to hear.
Practice deep breathing.
Practice with me now: Close your eyes and breathe—in through the nose, out through the mouth. The more you relax the more likely it is that you will be able to achieve orgasm and also release the loudest moan-scream the world has ever heard.
Loosen the jaw.
Massage your cheeks with the heels of your hands and then slowly open your mouth as far as you can. This is good if you plan on giving oral but more importantly it will allow you to open wide while delivering that primitive howl when it’s your turn.
Do scales.
Your orgasm won’t go from 0-10 in seconds and neither will your voice box! Keep your diaphragm engaged and it will be easier to hit that Christina Aguilera register. Slowly warm up your voice and extend your range from high to low in order to take your “oh, that feels nice,” to “Who’s my little fuckboy?! Yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!”
Trill time.
Now that you are warmed up and can hit that high C, practice the trill technique. This will relax your lips and tongue. For tongue trills you’ll put your tongue behind your upper teeth and exhale, making the Spanish “r” sound. This mating call will awaken your inner scream queen. For lip trills, create a raspberry sound by loosely placing your lips together and trying out the “h” and “b” sounds. You want those lips loose so you can let out an unrestricted bellow when you cum.
Siren.
Aptly named, this practice of hitting the highest notes you can will open your range and leave no question in your man’s mind that you’ve reached your peak and that he’d better fucking not stop now.
Tongue Twisters
Try some tongue twisters to prep your voice for those more complex bursting series of screaming orgasms. If you don’t know any tongue twisters, a simple “yes yes yes” or “me me me” to the tune of “do re me” will work and also allows you to practice your assertiveness—because you WILL be having a high-decibel orgasm tonight!
Hum.
Humming is best used to cool those hot pipes down if you overdid the screams tonight and are starting to wear yourself hoarse. Relax your jaw and shoulders. Inhale normally and exhale on a “hummmm” while thinking about what a great scream sesh you had.
With these vocal exercises your nocturnal screeches will be heard from the balcony, guaranteed!
