Anthelios 50 Mineral Ultra-Light Sunscreen (La Roche-Posay, $33.50)
La Roche-Posay rarely disappoints with its skincare products, but this SPF 50 sheer sunscreen might disappoint you when it doesn’t turn back the clock the way you want it to. It’s always a good idea to wear sunscreen, even though in your case the damage is super, super done! All those unprotected beach days! And for what? To look a little extra hot when you were already the pinnacle of our society’s beauty standards: a 16-year-old?