It’s Saturday night! There’s just one small problem: which heels do you wear for a maximum of twenty minutes before deciding you can’t deal with the pain and take them off for the rest of the night? Here are the prettiest pumps that will look great off your feet!
Animal Print Kitten Heels
You are strong. You are fierce. You are a sex magnet. As soon as you put them on, you felt on top of the world, until you started falling down a lot. Thankfully, this print is so wildly distracting that no one will even notice when you switch to flats halfway through the night.
Spicy Red Stilettos
A red pair of pumps is classic and sexy. What isn’t sexy is you walking around a black-tie gala like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. But since you planned ahead and wore a long red dress, no one will notice you’ve just been carrying them around since 8pm. Elegant!
Statement Heels
This bold choice is ideal for the fashion-forward gal. You’ll be the first in your squad to rock these babies! You’ll also the first one to take off their shoes before you even get to where you’re going. You can show off the bright and funky colors in this pair when you wipe the tears of pain from your face, because you’ll be holding them in your hands.
Cut-Outs
A black pair of cut-out pumps will provide you more than just the benefit of being extremely fashionable. The classic black design will perfectly showcase your newfound light complexion after the blood has completely drained from your face from pain. The cut-outs will make these hot heels easy to hold onto after you give up like a wimp almost as soon as you put them on!
So next time you’re prepping for a great night, keep these kicks in mind. You’ll be looking great up until the moment your date says something so annoying that it’s just not worth it to be cute for the rest of the evening!
