Summer Bridesmaid Dresses That Say, ‘He Was Originally Engaged To Me’

Consider coming to the wedding wearing a sweatsuit that screams, “I completely gave up after my soulmate left me for being too focused on myself.” Your dour expression, makeup-free face, and general schlubbiness will let the guests know that you can’t remember what self-worth is, thanks to the groom, Darren. And on the plus side, you’ll be comfy and chafe-free on the dance floor. Surely one of Darren’s divorced cousins will value a woman who can successfully do the worm.