Summer Bridesmaid Dresses That Say, ‘He Was Originally Engaged To Me’
“Who Said Dying Alone Was A Bad Thing?” Tulle Dress (Macy’s, $140)
This sexy LBD is great for an outdoor wedding. The rose-covered bodice evokes the natural beauty of nature; coupled with the black overlay and skirt, it will make everyone think of a funeral. Kind of like the one you held for yourself, alone in your apartment, shortly after Darren broke the engagement. And when you draw in Darren’s extended family with your sultry looks, you can confide in them that Rebecca used to have a lazy eye in third grade and that the doctor said it might come back.
