Summer Bridesmaid Dresses That Say, ‘He Was Originally Engaged To Me’

“I Taught Him How To Fuck” Bandage Dress (Bebe, $119)

This blue bodycon dress by Bebe will give everyone an in-person look at the hot bod he turned down just because you “weren’t nice to him.” Who needs a loving partner when he could have had all of this? Attendees will see you up on the altar and think, The groom appears to be marrying the wrong woman. Who would turn down that well-proportioned torso? If worst comes to worst and you end up hysterically eating fistfuls of cake, the tight strips of fabric will hold in your tummy.