Sexy Summer Shades to Hide the Fact You’re Sleeping at the Wheel

TOMS Adeline Sunglasses ($119, Toms.com)

These quirky shades let everyone know that not only are you completely conscious, but you have unique artistic voice that you choose to articulate though sexy fashion accessories. These are perfect for this afternoon’s drive to therapy, which gives you time for about thirty minutes of full-on drive-napping! There’s probably some police on the way that have some lame opinions about driving while asleep, but remember¬––it’s not illegal to look hot!