Sexy Summer Shades to Hide the Fact You’re Sleeping at the Wheel

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MILF alert! These nuanced numbers are sexy but maternal, and rocking them will give you an heir of poise and attitude all at once. Catch some Z’s while driving Caleb and his friends to soccer practice! If you’re sleeping, you won’t have to listen to them talk about comic books and misinterpreted Family Guy sex jokes. We hope you make it!