In an exonerating story out of Burbank, CA, 27-year-old Rita Brewer just ruthlessly derided an innocent passerby, only to follow up the out-of-pocket comment with, “But who am I to judge?”
Yes, girl! Absolve yourself from any guilt!
“It just wasn’t my place to pass judgment, and I know that now,” Brewer told reporters. “Even if those shoes she was wearing were absolutely abominable and I would never be caught dead stepping foot outside my house looking like that. It’s not fair of me to ridicule strangers on the street, even though all my friends thought it was super funny.”
According to sources close to Brewer, this seems to be the start of a compassionate new chapter for her.
“This type of derisive humor has been Rita’s go-to for as long as I’ve known her,” said Brewer’s best friend, Ida Gaines. “But recently she seems to be on a path toward redemption, journeying closer to being a good person for the first time in her 27 years on this planet.”
Gaines continued, saying, “Like last week, we were in the car together and she gave an old man the finger because he was taking a turn too slow, but then made up for it by saying, ‘Aw, his wife’s probably dead’ after we passed him. For her, that’s a step in the right direction.”
She’s an empath, too? Yes, girlfriend! Turn good!
However, Brewer reported that her journey hasn’t been an easy one, claiming it has been a struggle to resist falling back into bad habits.
“Some people just have the craziest Starbucks orders,” she said. “It’s impossible to not turn to my friend and go, ‘Really? Five shots at 3 p.m.?’ But I’m working hard to change my ways and remember to say, ‘They probably work the night shift or something – I could never do that, but more power to them.’ I already feel so much better about myself.”
At press time, Brewer continued her redemption arc, making fun of one of our reporters for getting a “useless” journalism degree, then following that up with, “But to each their own!”
