The use of hallucinogens like mushrooms can be revelatory, deeply meaningful, and also a lot of fun. The person with whom you embark on this journey is integral to the trip itself, and you might just learn a thing or two about each other in the process. This could bond you deeper than ever, or it could totally destroy you, so it’s a natural question: Is your relationship stable enough to do hallucinogens together? Take this quiz to find out!
How long have you been dating?
- Less than a month.
- Less than a year, but I’ve met their sister.
- We’ve been through it all.
How are things going?
- I’m still feeling it out, but no red flags or dealbreakers yet.
- Pretty good! Pretty good? Is that bad? No, it’s good.
Do you have any underlying concerns or resentments that you fear may surface in a state of uninhibition?
- No resentments, but it might be too much vulnerability too soon.
- They once told a story that sort of showed the FBI in a positive light, and I let it go in the moment, but I do wonder if we have irreconcilably different worldviews and ways of being.
- We communicate openly at all times so nothing ever builds up.
How would they react to you claiming that you were God, or they were God, or maybe a plant or brick near you was God?
- I simply don’t know them enough to say.
- They might be freaked out. Again, they apparently love the FBI.
- Literally they would freaking love it. I know because we know each other on a deeper level.
Do you feel safe if they need to comfort you through a bad trip? Could you comfort them?
- Who knows!
- One time they cried because our flight was delayed 45 minutes, so no?
- Of course. While I’d hope we both have a wonderful experience, this would be a natural extension of how we already care for one another. It is my privilege and honor.
Mostly 1’s, 2’s, or 3’s: If you got mostly any of these numbers, then the results are inconclusive. Yeah, even you, number 3. Actually, especially you, it feels like you’re overdoing it. Anyway, the path of a trip and the effect it will have on the relationship between any two people is genuinely unknowable. You might convene with a higher power, you might convene with each other, you might do weird shit with each other’s hands/feet then never speak again. We say go for it!