The world is a scary place to live in right now, and it’s hard to tell if everything is truly falling apart or if it’s because you’re a little too cold and that fashionable coat you’ve been wearing is not cut out for actual winter weather. The question is: Are you shook about everything that’s going on, or do you just need a warmer winter coat, hunni? Take this quiz to find out:
Did anything actually happen?
A: Yes, I was told that a deadline for work is being pushed up two weeks, meaning I will have to pull all-nighters for the next three days to get all my work done. I am completely shook!
B: No, except for it’s a little cold. So I guess weather happened? My life is the same except now my hands are cold. I also leave the house with wet hair.
Are you shaking physically or emotionally?
A: I am emotionally shaken up. I’ve been trying to take deep breaths but it’s hard when something completely knocks you off course.
B: My teeth are chattering and my hands feel like ice. Is that something I should be concerned about?
Would a coat help?
A: No, I think a therapy session would help.
B: Oh, yeah, I guess a coat would be super helpful… Hm, like a North Face or something? Are you saying I should get a new coat?
Is it even winter?
A: No, it’s the fall. The birth rate is declining faster than the death rate, democracy is in peril and everything is falling apart.
B: Yes, it’s winter and it’s 20 degrees. That’s why I’m shook. I’m a shook girl and I simply refuse to dress appropriately for the weather!!
Results:
Mostly As: Something intense happened to you that you probably just need to work out! Ask a friend for support while you come down from this! You’ll be okay!
Mostly Bs: You are simply cold! Yes, you heard us right, you need a freaking down coat so you stop complaining! Other people are dealing with actually being shook, so drink some hot cocoa and freaking get over yourself!
