AE One Shoulder Eyelet Top (American Eagle, $15.98)
Think of this adorable yet simple one-shoulder top as a frame for your good arm and a polite admonishment of your bad arm. Because the truth is, women’s bodies are super uneven and the only thing you can do is hide the bad parts with an asymmetrical shirt. You’ll love flaunting your beautiful arm while your ugly other arm stays safely squirrelled away until it can get its shit together.