Office Looks That Say, ‘I’m Not Stealing Paper’

Supima Cardigan Sweater ($49.00, Land’s End)

You look like a mom who gardens and knows a ton about PowerPoint. So no one would guess you’re hiding a full-length solar-powered keyboard under that Van Gogh acid dream cardigan. Between the classic mom look and the huge smiles you’re handing out, no one will ever know that you live for this sick thrill.