Luxurious Hand Lotions That Make It Impossible to Turn Doorknobs

Kiehl’s Crème de Corps Moisturizer, Macy’s, $18

This utilitarian body lotion is all about nourishment and rehydration. It’s also totally about locking you in your bathroom in your underwear. Panicking? Try slathering this thick, all-natural cream all over your body and sliding under the door like a puddle. It’s really your only chance at survival.