Luxurious Hand Lotions That Make It Impossible to Turn Doorknobs

This silky, floral-infused lotion is like a vacation for your hands, and it’s also kind of like a vacation for your body, because you’re going to have to call in sick to work when you get trapped in your apartment. Not only does it soften your hands with its tones of magnolia and peony, it also prevents you from having any physical agency. Sorry but that doorknob is not for you to grip today, honey!