Luxurious Hand Lotions That Make It Impossible to Turn Doorknobs

TOCCA “Bianca” Hand Cream, Nordstrom, $20

We love how this thick, alcohol-free lotion goes on without streaks and immediately relieves dryness just as much as we hate that we will never see our loved ones again because we can’t get out of our bedroom. We would love to write a note of explanation and farewell to our boyfriend, but unfortunately the pen keeps sliding out of our hand. Nice try, you slimy bitch!