Summer is here! Cocktail parties and I fucking gave you 4 years of mylife. Time to lose weight and feel great and drink wheremy gurls @t
Grapefruit is a fun trend in Cosmos these summer. I’m fun. I’m also FINE thanks for asking.
Cut open a grapefruit and gin
It’s meal time throw everything in. Bloodymary is everything in your fridge with v8 and vodka. Marcusss
Long Island Iced Tea
Um, whywouldyou change ur voicemail passwrd?
Add a straw! It’s NO calories yer welcome.
MARCUS WHO’S THIS BITCH??
So, Bottoms up! Ok everything is gonna be fine and you know what these look fuckingcute and I love you I hate you hateyouloveu