List of 50 Backup Castings for ’50 Shades of Grey’ Released

Charlie Hunnam dropped out as the lead in the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie earlier this month, having been scared off by the movie’s hype, and was recently replaced by Jamie Dornan. Producers have planned for the possibility of Dornan pulling out of the project as well, and we’ve obtained a leaked copy of their backup casting list!
Two stars of the Harry Potter series, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, made the cut. The list includes some other unexpected picks, such as the seldom-seen Paul Walker and the irrelevant Emilio Estevez. We question whether some of those listed, such as #45, Philip Seymour Hoffman, are ready for the semi-nudity the role requires. Producers have declined to comment on why there are no black actors on the list.
We’ll let you decide who’s the next best Christian Grey:
1. Liam Hemsworth, or Luke Hemsworth; whoever’s less busy

2. Ryan Kwanten

3. Robert Pattinson

4. One of the guys in the Abercrombie ads

5. Johnny Depp

6. Tom Hanks

7. Chris Noth

8. Cory Monteith

9. Daniel Radcliffe

10. Harry Styles

11. The Corpse of Heath Ledger

12. Michael J. Fox

13. Alec Baldwin’s Voice

14. Chris Colfer

15. Peter Dinklage

16. Mario Lopez

17. Nicolas Cage

18. Josh Duhamel

19.Charlie Sheen

20. Zach Galifianakis

21. Donny Wahlberg

22. Clint Eastwood

23. Taylor Negron

24. Andrew Rannells

25. Charlie Hunnam’s “Sons of Anarchy” costar Ron Perlman

26. Sylvester Stallone

27. James Franco

28. Tilda Swinton

29. Bill Pullman

30. Travel back in time to 1989 for a Baldwin brother (whoever’s less busy)

31. Matt Lauer

32. J.C. Chasez

33. Arnold Schwarzenegger

34. Martin Sheen

35. Billy Ray Cyrus

36. Danny Trejo

37. Paul Walker

38. Kevin Kline

39. Danny Devito

40. Rupert Grint

41. Kevin Spacey

42. Michael Lohan

43. Ryan Seacrest???

44. The Hottest Brother in Delta Epsilon

45. Philip Seymour Hoffman

46. Richard Belzer

47. Woody Allen

48. Emilio Estevez

49. First Guy to RT “I’ll Do It #50ShadesFilm #Please”

50. Wilmer Valderrama