It’s a fact as old as time: Your heterosexual male boyfriend prefers one of your goodies over the other. But which one is it? Is he a butt man or a vagina man? We’re here to help! Find out if your man prefers butt or beave with these telling clues:
Does he walk behind you or walk backward in front of you?
Next time you and your bae are out for a stroll in the park, make a quick observation. Does he constantly walk directly behind you, or does he generally walk backward while facing directly in front of you? Think about it: If he’s always walking behind you, he’s trying to stare at your ass, but if he’s walking backward in front of you, he’s trying to get a look at your sweet little camel toe. He’s a vagina man for sure!
Does he notice your back pockets or the fly on your pants?
This one seems like a no brainer, but it’s not. Put on his favorite pair (which, consequently, are your favorite too) of distressed white denim and parade around for him. If he says, “Hey babe, I like those back pockets,” it means he likes your booty more. But if he coos, “Babe, your fly is down,” it means he’s into the hoo-hah.
Does he ask for butt sexts or vagina sexts?
When your boo boo bear wants to get a little frisky, does he prefer a front door shot or a back door shot? Straight labia or clean cheeks? Full frontal or full back-al? If you answered frontal, he loves that poon, if you answered back-al, he loves that boom!
When he answers your phone call does he say, “Hi Vagina!” or “Hi Butt!”?
If he answers “Hi Vagina!” he’s a poontang man, butt if he answers “Hi Butt!” he wants that sweet sweet crack-a-lack.
Does he put his penis in your butt or vagina?
Think about all the times you’ve been in the bedroom. Now think about all the times his wiener has been inside you. Does he generally like to be inside your vagina? Then, yep, you guessed it, he’s a man with a beaver plan. But if his penis is always in your butt, then you better back it up if you wanna keep your man, cuz dat ass is where it’s at!
Now go show your man some love: wear those tight pants, and let him walk backward in front of you for once!
