It’s awful when an artist whose work you enjoy turns out to be a horrible person. You might not know whether you should enjoy the art anymore when you consider how foul the artist’s personal actions are. That’s why we’ve come up with these ways to separate the art from the artist so you can keep using the vibrator your ex got you – you’re welcome!
Denounce your ex’s behavior before you turn on the vibrator.
It’s perfectly fine to enjoy the fruits of a bad person’s labor, which is why you’re totally allowed to use the vibrator your ex gifted you just as long as you denounce all the bad things they did in your relationship! So before you turn on that vibe, make a mental note of every way your ex wronged you, so that you can get to the thing that really matters: busting that nut! It is, after all, a very good vibrator.
Enjoy the vibrator in a vacuum (especially if it’s the clit-sucking kind)!
Once you’ve done the work of pointing out how bad your ex was, you’re totally free to enjoy everything about your vibrator, except the fact that you hate the person who gave it to you. It’s still a great piece of art after all, so vibrate away! Also, it’s not like ex actually made or designed this vibrator. Unless they did, in which case this is a weirder and more complicated situation than we thought.
Acknowledge everything your ex did wrong, right after you cum.
Even though your vibrator gave you the best orgasm you could have ever asked for, it’s still extremely important that you take the time afterwards to once again acknowledge everything your ex did that was unsavory, inappropriate, and downright wrong. But once you do that, feel free to go for it again!
So if you really want to use that vibrator your ex got you, but you’re struggling to enjoy it without thinking about the how bad of a person they are, or just the fact that you two didn’t really work out, then follow these steps to successfully separate the art from the artist and masturbate without a care in the world! Just don’t think about them while you’re doing it or it kind of cancels out the whole thing.
