How to Ride His Dick Everywhere Because You Can No Longer Afford Gas

With gas prices at an all-time high, Americans are reassessing their options for transportation, and since you’re reading this article, you probably are, too. if you wanna take sex to the next level (or a few miles down the street), then here are some surefire ways to to ride your partner’s dick everywhere because affording gas is no longer a thing you can do.


Make sure his dick is in good condition.

It’s always wise to do a thorough check of your partner’s dick before you decide to make it your primary vehicle, which is why you need to make sure his dick is in good condition before you take it for a spin. Is it comfortable to sit on? Can you see the road clearly while riding it? How many miles does it have? These are all great questions to ask while examining it before you make your final decision.


Keep your eyes on the road.

Picking out a good dick to ride on is only a small part of the equation; you need to make sure you’re practicing dick-riding safety as well. You might want to just focus on having sex in the moment, but this is extremely dangerous when you’re riding him at an intersection or in fast moving traffic. Instead of focusing on the experience, focus on the road! Remember, you’re doing this to get somewhere, not to get off!



Make sure you wear a seatbelt and/or garter belt.

Not only does a sexy garter belt spice things up in the bedroom, it also makes sure that you’re strapped in safely while riding that dick all over town! Seat belts reduce the risk of death while driving by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%, the same can’t really be said for garter belts at all, but hey, it’s worth a shot!


Get dick insurance.

No one wants to think about potential accidents on the road, you need to make sure that his dick is insured just in case you happen to get into an accident while riding it. You’ll be glad you did, and he will be too!


So if you’re curious about cutting out gas expenses once and for all, then you should consider riding his dick everywhere instead. You’ll never have to worry about gas prices again, and it’s also way more fun!