If you’re living in an old building, chances are at some point your man’s colossal erection will demolish your windows. While the task of replacing them with newer, more expensive ones may seem daunting, it’s really not so bad! Just follow this step-by-step guide to installing fresh windows after his Leviathan boner shatters yours.
1. Remove the trim from around the old window.
Just like your man did when his behemoth wang gauged several paintings in your living room, get your demolition on! Start by removing the trim surrounding the old window. You might need a prybar for this, but if you don’t have one that’s okay! Just ask your BF to knock them off with his steely peen.
2. Unscrew the window from the jamb and remove it.
You’ll need a good dose of elbow grease for this one. But you’re no stranger to elbow grease ever since your man’s colossal D clotheslined every lamp in your apartment! Picking up all that glass has now given you the strength to unscrew that old stuck window from the jamb and remove it. You know what they say: Every dick disaster happens for a reason!
3. Make sure there’s no rotting or structural damage.
This is important – make sure there’s no rotting or structural damage so you don’t install your new window in a busted wall! Your man’s jumbo jizzrocket may have caused irrevocable wreckage to your home, so make sure you do a thorough once-over. You’re almost done!
4. Insert the new window.
Inserting the new window is the trickiest part, and you’re bound to get frustrated that your man’s unwieldy schlong has brought you to this point. But remember: Home damage is the risk you take when you follow magazine sex tips on a regular basis. Try your best to get through this!
5. Fill gaps with insulation.
This step is optional, but go for it anyway. After all, you don’t want your man’s monumental meat shaft to catch a draft!
6. Add extension jambs and trim molding.
Now this is the fun part! Trim truly makes your window a part of your home. So every time you look at your new trim molding, you can think of your guy’s elephantine D wagging around your living space, wreaking havoc and costing you thousands of dollars in repairs.
See? Piece of cake! So breathe easy next time your man’s titanic copulation clarinet goes a-swinging through your home – you’ll be able to fix those windows in a cinch. Good luck!
