How to Feel Creatively Satisfied Even Though You Didn’t Cum While Painting

Creativity manifests differently in each of our lives. While some of us can feel fulfilled simply by engaging in making art, others of us need to make art so well that it makes us cum super hard. If you identify with the latter group, here’s how you can find creative satisfaction, even though you didn’t even experience so much as a phantom orgasm while watercoloring.


Recognize that you don’t have to be great at your hobbies.

Hobbies are supposed to be fun — you don’t have to be amazing at them! It takes a while to hone your craft, and the most important thing is that you’re enjoying yourself. Not enjoying yourself so much that you climax, per se, but enough that you experience a momentary reprieve from the problems of our time. Yeah, your abstract, acrylic-based rendition of your fire escape garden didn’t bring you to completion, but that doesn’t mean it was a waste of your time! You’ll only get better, and closer to orgasm, with each try. But maybe try painting something more arousing next time, like a true-to-life dildo, or a full-sized garden.


Experiment with different creative outlets.

If you’re having trouble feeling creatively satisfied in your current creative endeavor, consider branching out and trying something new. Sure, you spent a total of 48 hours working on your last painting and didn’t cum once, but that doesn’t mean every other creative outlet is going to leave you feeling similarly unsated. Plus, taking a break could help you return to painting with a fresh appreciation, and maybe even an increased libido. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and the orgasms better, after all!


Engage with other creative people.

Take a class! The best way to overcome the feeling of being in a creative rut is to surround yourself with other artistic individuals. Even better if those individuals are hot, because then you could potentially team up and try to make each other cum while you work on a collaborative splatter mural. You’ll feel satisfied and your work will gain a cool “somebody definitely fucked on this canvas” vibe. Now that’s finding truth in art!



So give these tips a shot if you want to feel creatively fulfilled, or if surrealism just isn’t turning you on like it used to. You’ll be feeling creatively stimulated in no time, which should distract you from the fact that you haven’t orgasmed in months!