Life is hard enough as it is, and it’s only compounded when you have nothing to look forward to – especially when the only thing you care about is Sing 3 and your life is otherwise super pathetic and sad. Here’s how you can continue living through the day-to-day drudgery of your meaningless little life while you wait for them to announce the release date of Sing 3 and finally feel something again.
Rewatch Sing and Sing 2.
You’re really going to need to lean on these films during these dark times. There was a five-year release gap between Sing and Sing 2 – who knows how long until they announce the release date of Sing 3, let alone if they’ll decide to stick to it? Plus, the only other things you have going on are doing the dishes, not calling your mom back, and feeling bad about not calling your mom back. So, go ahead and watch the J-pop red panda group performance scene on repeat. You’ll need it.
Use this in-between time to connect with loved ones.
Consider using this inconsequential period of time in between Sing movie releases – the theater closure of life, if you will – to connect with those in your life who you cherish the most. Will it be even half as emotionally engaging and healing as a single scene from Sing? Obviously not. But it will give you a momentary reprieve from constantly refreshing your Google search of “When is Sing 3 coming out please I need this please.” It’s just like Buster Moon says, “When you’ve reached rock bottom, there’s only one way to go, and that’s up!” Fuck, that movie’s good.
Dabble in other films?
This might be a tall order, but have you maybe considered, you know, watching other movies besides the Sing franchise? Yeah, yeah, we know, Sing has it all: laughs, tears, ups, downs, inspiration, silliness, the works. It has all of the good parts of humanity wrapped up in a tightly woven quilted mosaic of modern pop hits and adorable animated animals, but maybe you can find bits and pieces of that exquisite narrative in other, worse movies – okay, who are we kidding? Queue up Sing 2 again.
So, give these tips a shot if you want to momentarily distract yourself from the endless hell that is waiting for the latest film in the Sing franchise to be released. Sure, your life might be boring and pathetic, but at least it’s something to do until you can finally go see Sing 3 eight consecutive times in theaters.
