Communication is the key to connecting with your partner during sex, especially when situations arise in the bedroom. How are you supposed to have enjoyable, reciprocal sex when you can’t even apologize for ripping your boyfriend’s penis clean off his body and casually tossing it in the vibrator drawer? Here are some ways to tackle this situation head-on, and apologize for accidentally throwing your boyfriend’s dick in the vibrator drawer immediately after cumming. It’s just out of habit!
Acknowledge his feelings.
Saying things like, “No one should have to feel like they’re just a dildo”, “I’m sure it was scary to have your dick thrown into my sex drawer”, and “You probably didn’t realize I had so many vibrators” are great ways to open a dialogue with your boyfriend about the situation at hand. From there, you can move on to working through his feelings, and figuring out how to reattach his penis to his body.
Take accountability for your mistakes.
Recognize that you were wrong for throwing his penis in a drawer with the rest of your sex toys, acknowledge that his penis is not a sex toy but rather a fleshy, blood-spattered part of a very real person, and verbalize your remorse for tearing his penis from his body and flinging it across the room like it was nothing more than a battered rubber dildo. He’ll respect you for taking responsibility for your mistakes while you have an urgent medical situation unfolding immediately in front of you.
Express regret and make amends.
It seems obvious, but saying the words “I’m sorry” is something people often forget to do in situations like this. “I’m sorry I treated your dick like a dildo”, “I’m sorry I ended sex right after I came”, and “I’m sorry you’re bleeding out on my good sheets” are all great ways to express your regret in a straightforward manner. Once you do this, try and make amends with your boyfriend by promising him it won’t happen again, or driving him to the hospital.
So, if you want to apologize to your boyfriend for unintentionally mutilating his dick because you thought it was just another one of your vibrators, give these tips a shot! And clean out your vibrator drawer while you’re at it – it’s a bloodbath in there.
