Was last week too busy to take a glimpse into your future? Here are all twelve horoscopes from last week that you can fit onto what happened in your real life, and finally prove that horoscopes must be right.
Aquarius
You are particularly energized this week, and that can-do attitude can take you far in your career. Just make sure it doesn’t threaten your bond with a close friend or loved one. Was that close to your reality? You must’ve had some kind of career success, no? And some relationship that’s on the rocks? Think. Come on; think.
Pisces
It may be hard to focus on the things that matter most to you this week, so take each day a moment at a time. If this was not accurate, maybe you’re on the cusp of your star sign and the next one will be closer to what really happened to you? Keep reading I guess.
Aries
Try to be present and open as a special someone may brighten your day with a gift. And if they don’t, that’s fine too, it’s still good to be present and open, ignore that thing about the gift. Maybe they mean “gift” more loosely?
Taurus
If you’ve been wrestling with a tough decision, it’s finally time to make it. Trust your gut and move forward confidently. That could apply to basically anything and has to be right! You literally can’t say no to this!
Gemini
Don’t deny yourself any pleasures due to feelings of fear or guilt. This is the time to indulge in something you’ve always wanted. That’s just plain good advice so take it whether this is your horoscope or not.
Cancer
You will feel very emotional and may cry over something you didn’t expect. This is how Cancers are every week?
Leo
You will finally find the person of your dreams! That’s a little too on-the-nose, but did you meet someone? If you didn’t, you have to leave the house – now it’s on you.
Virgo
You won’t die this week. If you’re reading this, it’s right!!
Libra
Something good and something bad may happen. You may enjoy one more than the other, and it might not be what you expect. This one works.
Scorpio
Sex is on the menu! You will like it! Because that is what Scorpios do, right?
Sagittarius
Let’s be real, life will just keep sucking in new and different ways. Yup.
Capricorn
Life can be whatever you want it to be. Just like this horoscope!
