In a time like this when many of us are cooped up in our homes, it’s important to find physical outlets. You haven’t gotten any action in weeks, and while we can’t help you get safely laid, we can help you get that heart rate up with exercise in the comfort of your own room. Here are 3 home yoga videos that are sure to make you kind of horny.
Yoga Kiss – Total Body Flow, Yoga With Adriene
Everybody and their mother seems to flow with Yoga With Adriene from time to time. If you’re looking for a gentle but thorough flow, this is a good place to start. And if you’re feeling sort of turned on by the words ‘kiss’, ‘body’, and the way those two Es are up against either side the N in ‘Adriene’, then it will only be downhill for you from here. That cow pose is pretty horny, and so are you.
Hips, Hamstrings, and Lower Back with David Procyshyn
If you’re feeling a little pent up, then watching a glistening human body stretch beautifully in the sunshine will not help. Just follow along, keep breathing, and tell yourself that feeling is probably just your hamstrings getting a good stretch. It’s just a sweaty, non-threateningly muscled human body moving with grace and precision. Nothing to cry about – even though you may never have sex with another person ever again.
Yoga for Balance and Joint Healthy, Yoga by Biola
Balance and joint health may sound safely unsexy, but your joints are in our body, and your body is what you do sex with. Surprise even yourself by becoming kind of horny simply by seeing part of someone’s stomach while they stretch their obliques. It’s gonna be a long who knows how many months!
So engage your muscles for a few minutes before you get horny and distracted by looking at and being in a human body. That’s life.
