Gray Hairstyles To Show Everyone How Old Your Soul Is

Slate Gray Hair Dye (Etsy, $11.99)

If you are looking for a gray tone to show your friends that your soul is not only old, but sad, look no further than this slate gray hair dye from Etsy. Yes, you grew up in wealthy Connecticut suburb and now you work for a popular tech startup but your soul is more akin to that of a 62-year-old woman who is divorced and weighed down by her failed marriage. So try out this dye to get that perfect middle-aged divorcee look. Ugh, it’s like you’ve lived a thousand lives!