Gray Series 6MG Dark Gray Blonde Permanent Creme Hair Color (Sally Beauty, $7.19)
What if your soul is actually an extremely old man who died in the Civil War? Maybe that’s why you love wearing suspenders, drinking whiskey and upholding some seriously outdated political beliefs. Or maybe your soul was a blacksmith and father of sixteen children who lived during the Renaissance. Either way, your soul is old as hell and what better way to display your old soul than with a full head of Gray Blonde hair by Sally Beauty. Now no one will ask questions when you pull out your wax seal and your candelabra at work.