Did you know the vagina is a completely self-cleaning body part, using discharge to carry off dead cells, prevent infection, and regenerate new tissue?
And just to be clear, your asshole does…not.
Few people know that douching is unnecessary and actually bad for your vagina, as it disrupts the delicate pH balance by killing off Lactobacilli bacteria. Your asshole, on the other hand, is nonstop spewing shit, so feel free to scrub that fucker every time you set foot in the shower.
Experts say a healthy vagina is meant to have a smell, so don’t get grossed out if there’s a little bit of odor. All is well!
Experts also say that while assholes also normally smell, you should consider keeping some wet wipes in your bathroom, because shit is gross and that asshole is not going to clean itself. We’re still not sure why.
It is advisable to pee after sex in order to clear out bacteria from your urethra – but that’s your urethra we’re talking about, not your vagina. Your vagina is A-okay either way! Unlike your ass.
In summary, there’s no need to go out of your way to clean inside your vag. She’s got herself covered! But poop is a whole other thing entirely. Please don’t make the same mistake we did. Please.
