Cute Pride Flags To Conceal Your Boyfriend During Pride Month

Rainbow Pride Plush Flag Blanket (Wayfair, $31.99)

Are you up for a lazy day at the coffee shop by your house where all the baristas have septum piercings and you’re embarrassed to be straight and alive? This cozy blanket is perfect for enshrouding your boyfriend there! If an errant gay starts to look suspiciously at the 6’4” rainbow ghost next to you, simply pick your boyfriend up and toss him through the window. It’s like your own personal Stonewall, except for the fact that cops are really sweet to you.