Cute Pride Flags To Conceal Your Boyfriend During Pride Month

This sturdy, simple flag lets you go back to basics. Toss this flag over your boyfriend’s head as you have sex with him in your shared home and turn boring missionary into a radical act! If you’re lucky, you’ll forget that you have a boyfriend at all. If you’re really lucky, he’ll choke on the fabric and realize he’s into erotic asphyxiation, which according to at least three websites means he’s queer, and by association so are you. Congratulations!