Desert Modern Sectional (Ralph Lauren Home, $21,515.00)
The steep price of this couch will be worth it when you hear your guy say, “Oh shit! I totally forgot you were there!” Its size perfectly represents the emotional distance between you, giving you both enough space to truly bond with your phones. While you’re crying at a video of a monkey hugging a puppy your guy can obsess over his fantasy football stats free of judgement. You’ll both be in virtually different rooms, which is perfect, since you don’t actually talk to each other anymore. Now this is easy living!