In a long-awaited event that is taking the entertainment industry by storm, 27-year-old Tonie Legarro has just woken up from her mind’s very own crossover episode: a dream in which the shows she’s been watching regularly all came together in her subconscious.
Wow! Who knew she basically had three combined writers’ rooms in her brain this whole time?
“I always loved watching crossover episodes on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon when I was growing up,” Tonie told reporters gathered at the scene. “And I thought those days were long gone — until I created one of my very own, concocted from several hours of watching Entourage, Mad Men, and House of the Dragon on a rotating and regular basis.”
While a few parts of the dream were fuzzy, Tonie still tried to recount the contents of this Entourage-Mad-Men-HOTD crossover dream episode to the best of her abilities.
“I had never seen anything like it,” she said. “In the beginning, I was sitting in my office in Manhattan while smoking cigarettes with Don Draper, but we had to catch a flight to an important business event to attend on a yacht in California. Then, while I was on the boat, I recognized my agent Ari Gold who was there too — I was also an extremely in-demand 2000s actor in addition to being a tenured copywriter in the 1960s.”
Okay! Who needs “That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana” when you can just reach your REM cycle?
It was at this moment, Tonie told reporters, that she believed this was the height of the connections between all her current favorite shows. However, it was just the beginning.
“All of a sudden, the entire boat shook, and all the partygoers started screaming,” she continued. “At first, I thought it was a tsunami, or maybe the Giant Kool Aid Man who sometimes appears in my other nightmares, but when I looked up, there was a huge dragon flying over the boat. House of the Dragon is one of my favorite shows, but this honestly scared me to my core, even now in my waking life.”
While the episode only pulled one viewer nationwide, Tonie maintains that it was still the entertainment event of a lifetime.
“I’m still trying to figure out what to title it,” she said. “‘House of the Entourage Men’? ‘Mad Entourage of Dragons’?”
As of press time, Tonie had forgotten about the dream entirely because she forgot to write it down.
