Athleisure Travel Looks That Say, ‘Yeah, I’m Going To Fart On This Airplane’

The Perform Legging (Everlane, $58)

These sleek leggings are perfect for seasoned travelers like you, who still somehow just can’t stop themselves from ordering shrimp fajitas at the Delta terminal Chili’s To-Go. As you walk down the impossibly narrow aisle to your middle seat, your fellow passengers will see these high-waisted, breathable leggings and think, “Oh no, she is gonna let some stinkers rip.” Pair with an oversized button-down to look a little business-y while you release!