Athleisure Travel Looks That Say, ‘Yeah, I’m Going To Fart On This Airplane’

The Slim Cotton Long-Sleeve Crew (Everlane, $25)

This airy, classic long-sleeve tee will provide the perfect base layer that says, “Girl next door who is absolutely bursting at the seams with farts.” Pull this striped number on along with some yoga pants to look super casual sitting in economy class for three hours as your body functions like a human stink bomb. The lightweight fabric will keep you feeling great as your personal wind circulates through the plane’s air filters over and over. Nice!