Your boyfriend Jared is soooo funny! He’s always making jokes like, “Get off my computer!” and, “No, you can’t sit on my lap when I’m on Facebook!” and, “If I was gonna cheat on you, I probably wouldn’t do it via Facebook, so stop snooping!” But we ladies know that seeing one another’s private Facebook messages is like getting naked in front of each other with the lights on! Uncomfortable but necessary. If Jared won’t give you his password himself, just put on your detective hat and hack your way straight into relationship intimacy! Here are some potential guesses for Jared’s Facebook password:
1. ImJaredWASSSUPPPP
2. EmilysBFHeartHeart
3. HitchhikersGuideToMyNuts
4. FIFAWorldCup
5. !familyguyforever!
6. ILoveEmily
7. 666
8. ILuvEmily
9. fartsandstuff
10. sex_lover2008
11. ILuvEmily123
12. FastandFuriousVinDieselPaulWalkerCarsCarsCarsCarsCars
13. ILuvEmily88!*
14. &&&&@@@*!()()()()()69
15. BoobMan
16. AssMan
17. LegMan
18. EmilyMan
19. ILoveEmily1969!
20. MonsterFuckRally78
21. WearingaBandanaAsAHeadbandIsCool45
22. TheCouchPullsOutButIDont27
23. IWuvEmily<3<3<3
24. EmilyLover2008
25. CubaGoodingJrLover2008
26. CarrieUnderwoodLover2008
27. FunLover2008
28. PaintBallLover2008
29. BallPaintLover2008
30. GrapesLover2008
31. OhN0!
32. BurgerFan
33. BurgerFan!
34. CATS!
35. EmilysGuylovelovelovelove%%%%
36. Emilys_LilPuppy
37. #EmilysNugget56
38. donuts69
39. Love2Drive
40. 69+69=69
41. ForSaleBabyShoesNeverWorn
42. YouLikeCDs?@?
43. CDeezNuts&&&&&&
44. ImInLoveWithEmily
45. IWent2Jared
46. FARTSandSTUFF3
47. ImInLuvWithEmily
48. IWearSoccerJerseysToMyGirlfriendsFancyBirthdayDinner
49. StaindFan
50. randpaul1
51. sockdude
52. 8=========>
53. ILoveSideBangs
54. EmilyAndJaredForever23
55. EmilysPumpkin
56. WhereIsOregon?$
57. EmilysHotDog
58. randpaul!
59. —-DanceLikeNoOnesListening89
60. FightClub_on_Blu-Ray
61. FaRtsAnDsTuFf33
62. EMILY
63. emilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemily
64. WhyIsMyNameNotInYourPassword??123?m
65. HoneyIShrunkTheEggs35
66. brunettesRULE
67. quackquackquackquackquack
68. chickenNbroccoli4ever
69. pEniCiLliNaLLeRgY
70. ILuvNapping
71. JNCOfan
72. averageGIRTHguy
73. 4_8_15_16_23_42
74. SubwaySandwichRewardsCardMember
75. Pen15Club
76. sports1
77. $rock$paper$lizards94
78. jared007
79. mynameiskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidr0ck
80. StBernardsRULE!
81. password123
82. EmilyEmilyEmily???
83. SERIOUSLY_JARED_I_SHOULD_BE_IN_YOUR_PASSWORD
84. D0_Y0U_N0T_L0V3_M3?
85. “`WHY_D()NT_y0u_L0VF_M3?!!?
86. IVEGIVENYOUEVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
87. FUCKYOU4$2$^&
88. BigSandwich???
89. ILuvEmily4Ever
90. ………………….
91. …..ItDidntWork……
92.F*U*C*KYOU*JARED*I*DESERVE*TO*BE*IN*YOUR*PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!78!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!FUCKYOURSTUPIDMEDIOCREDICK!!!!***###FUCKYOURDUMBHOTSISTER()()()()FUCKHERANDFUCKYOU#35*$^&()!#@(*YESIVEBEENDR1NK!1!!1NG.
