8 Pumpkin Patch Owners Who Say You Remind Them of Their Dead Wife

Jerry “The Pump-King” O’Hara

The Pump-King has a plentiful patch that people come from all over the state to pick from. His wife was murdered in 2003. No one was so much as questioned for the crime. He wants to know what the cops know that he doesn’t. Anyhow, that painting over there? She did it.