Any full-flavored pumpkin tortellini or four-cheese ravioli is going to remind us of the dynamism of actor Jeff Goldblum. But there are other, less obvious pasta dishes that also reflect his charm and charisma. Here are seven noodle-based meals that totally take us to Goldblum town.
There’s nothing quite like a creamy Carbonara to remind us of Jeff Goldblum’s dreamy eyes. And whose mind doesn’t immediately jump to his tender demeanor when biting into one of the soft, melt-in-your-mouth mushrooms found in this dish? This timeless Italian meal is almost as tasty as when Jeff shaves off his fur in Earth Girls Are Easy.
Combining succulent tuna with crispy onion, this pasta bake is surprisingly irresistible—much like Jeff’s disconcertingly large facial features. OMG, we all love him.
Rainbow Pasta Salad
Light, refreshing and low in calories! Serve this dish with a light lemon dressing to give it that trademark Goldblumm kick, which you might remember from his pretentious turn as Alistair Hennessey in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Yum!
Wonderful Jeff Goldblum fantasies will enter your head along with the first bite of this flavorsome linguine dish. A smooth white wine sauce really compliments the mix of prawns, crab and mussels, which remind us of Jeff Goldblum’s muscles pre-fly in The Fly. He’s hot in a weird way!
A classic, a winner, an all-time favorite. Just like Jeff, this traditional and refined dish is a symbol of scrumptiousness. With a sprinkle of parmesan and side of Jeff-style garlic bread, your Spaghetti Bolognese will taste almost as though Mr. Goldblum had made the dish with his own, Jewish hands. If only.
Once I was enjoying a bowl of alphabetti soup, when GUESS what those cute little letters perfectly spelled out before me!? HGULB BYP S SLRE. Ridiculous! There’s just something about that letter combination that reminds me of Jeff Goldblum’s zany turn as Jurassic Park‘s Dr. Ian Malcolm. Crazy.
Lasan-yeah! I say that because this has to be one of the must Goldblummy pasta dishes of all time. I mean, just taste this fucker. It could probably save our nation from an alien attack and make us laugh while doing so.
Hungry yet? Of course you are—at least for the Goldblum. Though there are countless pasta variations to choose from when planning your meal, we think the above most perfectly encapsulate that je ne s’ais quoi that is Jeff Goldblum. Enjoy!