6 Thanksgiving Sides That Won’t Stop Grandma From Sharing Her Racist Opinions

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So you’re hosting Thanksgiving at your house this year. Hosting a big event can be a bit stressful, especially when your charming Grandmother loves to regale the grandkids with scathingly racist anecdotes. These six delectable dishes won’t stop her from being racist, but they will make a huge splash at your dinner! So, just focus on the positive and it’ll be over soon.


1. Mashed Potatoes With Aioli Butter

Your lovely grandmother will just adore this twist on a classic – not enough to keep her from telling her story about the loud Orientals who just moved into her building, but you know, these are pretty good.


2. Green Beans With Lemon and Garlic

Darling Granny won’t be able to resist this delectable side dish! But even the rich and savory gravy won’t keep her from telling you about her scheming “fag dentist.” She’s just…so old. What’re you gonna do?



3. Sweet Potato Casserole

A dish that is sure to please anyone at your table with a sweet tooth. Except for your grandmother, who will surely continue to be 100% racist. Mhmm!


4. Carmelized Onion and Pancetta Stuffing

A mouth-watering dish your grandmother will just lo-oh my god did she just say colored? Somebody change the subject.


5. Homemade Cranberry Sauce

Is she racist or just a victim of her generation? Ugh it’s so hard to tell. Should you say something? Is it even worth it? She’ll probably die soon, right?


6. Grilled Root Vegetables

The little ones are starting to ask questions. Just shut it down. Time to start blasting the game and leave Grandma alone for awhile.