6 Haircuts That Are Gender-Neutral Because It’s Literally Hair What the Fuck Are We Talking About Here

This 70s-style shag is making a comeback because it’s perfect for any face: round, oval, heart-shaped, boy, or square (these are some of the many options). It’s as Dr. Seuss said, “1 haircut, 2 haircut, red haircut, blue haircut, it’s just a fucking haircut, okay? It’s hair! What’s with the hoopla? Be chill! Live your fucking life!” Paraphrasing, of course. This shag is easy to maintain and impossible to be for the wrong gender.